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unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”

(via get-crunk)

kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

(via stand)

mattys1975:

luna-seaa:

pessimisdick:

healysgirls:

(you can hear his dad in the beginning omg)

hallelujah - original lyrics by leonard cohen, performed by matthew healy of the 1975

holy shit

this doesn’t sound like him but regardless I’M IN LOVE

it is him! when he’s a teen ugh i’m so in love too

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